My dorm room bed kept falling apart so I had to fix. To fix it I had to take the box spring and mattress off and set them aside. Jokingly to my roommate I said " Wow there is blood stains on here." Well my roommate goes on to explain that his old roommate had sex with a lesbian one night and made her bleed. And bled so much that the sheets on the bed had to be thrown out.
I SLEEP ON THAT BED
Now that is a FML story.