Monday, March 9, 2009

FML is a website that people use to say things that have happened to them and make them say....Fuck my life or FML. Well coming across this site I thought and thought couldn't think of a person one to add to the site. I did today.

My dorm room bed kept falling apart so I had to fix. To fix it I had to take the box spring and mattress off and set them aside. Jokingly to my roommate I said " Wow there is blood stains on here." Well my roommate goes on to explain that his old roommate had sex with a lesbian one night and made her bleed. And bled so much that the sheets on the bed had to be thrown out.

Now that is a FML story.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Veggie Burgers

These don't look like much but quite frankly this veggie burger is the best in the world!

March 6th

What a crappy day and its only 11:22 am. I went to bed with the notion of sleeping well and waking early the sound of an egg being fried. Instead between the hours of 1am and 5:30am I was unable to sleep nor the lack of air getting to my lungs helped the situation.

Finally, falling asleep about the hour of 6 am, my day was going to begin in a short 2 hours. Laying on my bed, which I should never do because I snore on my back, I slept 2 hours just to hear the sound of an alarm clock of my roommate. With the sound of him finally turning it off and slamming every last drawer, he asked me if I was going to get up and go to class?

Well no, I am not, I haven't gotten any sleep at all. Then he continues to add that I was snoring so loud that the ear plugs he was wearing didn't work. He tells me to just sleep and feel better, with continuing the slamming of doors and drawers finally left for class.

I got up 2 hours later, took a shower, missed 2 classes, and feel better.

All this and my day hasn't even begun!